Harrrro. My name is Steph. I have a spleen, two kidneys, and a gall bladder. If that doesn't convince you that I'm awesome then I don't know what will.

mini bio

Name: Stephanie/stef/Steph/Beached Whale
Birthday: January 9 la la la

Hometown: Vancouver

Occupation: student, freelance artist, really cool person, sloth

facts

I speak fluent french. Saperlipopette.
I absolutely detest answering telephones
I hate this font!!!
I enjoy stepping on crunchy leaves
I cannot for the life of me make small talk
I've always wondered why link buttons are 88x31
I have boring facts

existing, art, witty remarks, books, retaining useless facts,

, fashion, guitar, drawing, originality, typography, rainy days, secret handshakes, narwhals, snowboarding, stargazing, swimming, tea, tofu, travelling, being awesome, zeitgeists,

assholes, naps, anime + manga, asian dramas, furry art, conservatism, cold pants, black licorice, extremely hot weather, warm pillows, ugly typography, massages, bad snow seasons, pretentious people

nothing, I have superior genes that allow me to feel no fear. Bwa ha ha.